var Quote=new Array() 

Quote[0] = "Whole worlds have been tamed by men who ate biscuits"; 
Quote[1] = "Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends";
Quote[2] = "I got stabbed in the face with a fork, I saw it coming, I avoided it, I didn't avoid it, it happened to me in a different way"; 
Quote[3] = "I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and where you like the crown that you are";
Quote[4] = "I keep the bees, and the bees keep me";
Quote[5] = "I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up";
Quote[6] = "The rabbi is busy";
Quote[7] = "I have successfully privatized world peace";
Quote[8] = "I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet";
 
var Q = Quote.length; 
 
var whichQuote=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1)); 
 
function showQuote() 
{document.write(Quote[whichQuote]);} 
 
showQuote();